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Post by Andraste on Jan 5, 2012 21:10:50 GMT -5
the cat shaped earth is eating a mouse shaped moon
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Post by ƴanaϦ on Jan 5, 2012 23:18:32 GMT -5
A neutron walks into a bar and buys a drink. He then asks the bartender how much the drink will cost him. The bartender says, "For you? No charge."
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Post by Ɲoquisi on Jan 6, 2012 7:01:23 GMT -5
-.-' My science teacher told us that one. And yes, I still laughed. XD
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Post by Sunny on Jan 6, 2012 17:38:49 GMT -5
gotta love nerd jokes. On the board in my english class today there was a stick figure holding a sword. He was labled as "Sir Cumference, the inventor of the round table."
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Post by Thαnαtσs on Jan 6, 2012 20:01:42 GMT -5
xD nice
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Post by ƴanaϦ on Jan 6, 2012 21:28:11 GMT -5
Two protons walk into a bar. It's funny because I have given the protons humanlike qualities, which is not found in nature. Bazinga |D
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Post by Sunny on Jan 7, 2012 10:06:09 GMT -5
Two protons? Oh sweet, you're so funny. Everyone knows protons can't be in the same space together since they both carry a positive charge and would repel each other.
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Post by Ɲoquisi on Jan 7, 2012 12:37:27 GMT -5
XDDDDD Apricus... I'm laughing so hard right now....
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Post by ƴanaϦ on Jan 7, 2012 15:34:03 GMT -5
Two protons? Oh sweet, you're so funny. Everyone knows protons can't be in the same space together since they both carry a positive charge and would repel each other. First of all, yes they can. There are multiple protons in certain element's atoms with neutrons. Every element with an atomic number more than one has at least two protons in the nucleus and the same amount of electrons. Ergo, you are wrong. Second, it was a Big Bang Theory joke. I guess you don't have comedy tv over in London.
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Post by Sunny on Jan 7, 2012 17:57:36 GMT -5
True, but the answer lies in your wording. "Two protons" leads one to believe these protons are not attached to anything that might render their charge neutral. Perhaps you should say "two atoms" or even "two neutrons."
And I don't live in London. I suppose they don't have maps over in DC.
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Post by ƴanaϦ on Jan 7, 2012 18:19:18 GMT -5
YOU KNOW WHAT? Sheldon Cooper told that joke so I'm right so there.
And you told us you live in England that's all I know
And I'm not from DC.
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Post by Sunny on Jan 7, 2012 18:48:36 GMT -5
I've no idea who Sheldon Copper is or why you're right simply because you're quoting him. If you really must know I live in North Yorkshire. Look it up. All you've told me is that you live in the Stats. That's all I know. Anyway: sciblogs.co.nz/bioblog/2010/01/12/the-science-of-lolcats/
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Post by ƴanaϦ on Jan 7, 2012 19:27:47 GMT -5
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Post by Thαnαtσs on Jan 7, 2012 20:17:54 GMT -5
I love Big Bang Theory !!! xD I love your Cbox URL with the creepy Sheldon on waya xD
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Post by Thαnαtσs on Jan 7, 2012 20:20:05 GMT -5
Like a moss xD!!!
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